Feeding Penis to Snake

[Slim]

I have a Boa which is about four feet long, and it is de-fanged. It got into
my bed once, and I was kind of horny and had a hard-on and the snake tried
to eat my penis. It was not the best sexual experience, but once it reached
the shaft and it kept trying to swallow my penis I felt enough friction that
I shot my load down my Boa's throat, and once my penis shrank I quickly
pulled it out. I have not wanted to try this again, but I was wondering if
anyone has ever had any weird experiences like that with their pets.

[GreyWyvern]

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Grey

[DeeOooGee]

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Don't feed this troll.
Grey

As you just did?

[GreyWyvern]

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Don't feed this troll.

As you just did?

Worry not. I won't feed *you* either.

Grey

[LizardKing]

Post by Slim
I have a Boa which is about four feet long, and it is de-fanged. It got into
my bed once, and I was kind of horny and had a hard-on and the snake tried
to eat my penis. It was not the best sexual experience, but once it reached
the shaft and it kept trying to swallow my penis I felt enough friction that
I shot my load down my Boa's throat, and once my penis shrank I quickly
pulled it out. I have not wanted to try this again, but I was wondering if
anyone has ever had any weird experiences like that with their pets.

No, but I can't help but wonder if
that might be what the Chinese call a
"Snake-Head"?
Now lizards are not known to engage
in that sort of same sex stuff. Oh no. No
lizard worth his tongue would go that
way. But hey, only her... well knows for
sure.. ah well...yeah that, too.

Lizard~King

"Well I'm a crawling Kingsnake and I
rule my den!" - JDM, et. alii

[Frozensnake]

Post by Slim
I have a Boa which is about four feet long, and it is de-fanged. It got into
my bed once, and I was kind of horny and had a hard-on and the snake tried
to eat my penis. It was not the best sexual experience, but once it reached
the shaft and it kept trying to swallow my penis I felt enough

friction that

Post by Slim
I shot my load down my Boa's throat, and once my penis shrank I quickly
pulled it out. I have not wanted to try this again, but I was

wondering if

Post by Slim
anyone has ever had any weird experiences like that with their pets.

Well Slim, I envy you. I grew up in Scotland and all I had was a pet
sheep.
BTW, do you or thr boa smoke afterwards ?

[Johnny Bench]

"Frozensnake" < I grew up in Scotland and all I had was a pet

Post by Frozensnake
sheep.

I heard that sheep have the same general look and feel that a woman does.

[LizardKing]

Post by Johnny Bench
"Frozensnake" < I grew up in Scotland and all I had was a pet

Post by Frozensnake
sheep.

I heard that sheep have the same general look and feel that a woman does.

What the hell would you know Bench? You've been on the bench the whole
time
eating all that fresh wet hogshit. Maybe Slim will be real decent and let
you have
a go at his "snake" Bench. We all know how much you'ld love that.


Lizard~King

" I'm the crawling King snake, and I rule my den!" - JDM, et. alii

[Grainne Gillespie]

Post by Johnny Bench
I heard that sheep have the same general look and feel that a woman does.

Some guy was engaging in carnal relations with a goat beside a railway line
in the UK. A train full of commuters came by and got an eyefull and most of
them called the police on their mobiles to report him.
The police came, but by then he had replaced his clothes and he claimed it
wasn't him, but he was caught out because the police tested the goat and
found a DNA sample that was a match for him

Don't know how long he got, but in the US one guy got 10 years for shagging
horses

[LizardKing]

Post by Grainne Gillespie

Post by Johnny Bench
I heard that sheep have the same general look and feel that a woman does.

Some guy was engaging in carnal relations with a goat beside a railway line
in the UK. A train full of commuters came by and got an eyefull and most of
them called the police on their mobiles to report him.
The police came, but by then he had replaced his clothes and he claimed it
wasn't him, but he was caught out because the police tested the goat and
found a DNA sample that was a match for him
Don't know how long he got, but in the US one guy got 10 years for shagging
horses

You follow those type of "news" stories do you? Hobby? :)


Lizard~King

[Grainne Gillespie]

Post by LizardKing
You follow those type of "news" stories do you? Hobby? :)
Lizard~King

It was on some programme I was watching, can't recall the title, something
about sexual misadventures. I was watching it for the entertainment value,
so I could laugh at all the morons out there, like the guy who got stuck
after trying to have sex with the pump in a swimming pool

[LizardKing]

Post by Grainne Gillespie

Post by LizardKing
You follow those type of "news" stories do you? Hobby? :)
Lizard~King

It was on some programme I was watching, can't recall the title, something
about sexual misadventures. I was watching it for the entertainment value,
so I could laugh at all the morons out there, like the guy who got stuck
after trying to have sex with the pump in a swimming pool

Bringing this thread slightly back on topic seeing as how this is a herp
forum, did it
it have anything to do with ahh...bugs? :)

Lizard~King

[LizardKing]

Post by Slim

Post by Slim
I have a Boa which is about four feet long, and it is de-fanged. It

got into

Post by Slim
my bed once, and I was kind of horny and had a hard-on and the snake

tried

Post by Slim
to eat my penis. It was not the best sexual experience, but once it

reached

Post by Slim
the shaft and it kept trying to swallow my penis I felt enough

friction that

Post by Slim
I shot my load down my Boa's throat, and once my penis shrank I

quickly

Post by Slim
pulled it out. I have not wanted to try this again, but I was

wondering if

Post by Slim
anyone has ever had any weird experiences like that with their pets.

Well Slim, I envy you. I grew up in Scotland and all I had was a pet
sheep.
BTW, do you or thr boa smoke afterwards ?

Nah! Slim's probably a nice guy and has the decency to give it a
reach-around.


Lizard~King

"All the children are insane." - JMD, et. alii

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Post by Slim
I have a Boa which is about four feet long, and it is de-fanged. It got into
my bed once, and I was kind of horny and had a hard-on and the snake tried
to eat my penis. It was not the best sexual experience, but once it reached
the shaft and it kept trying to swallow my penis I felt enough friction that
I shot my load down my Boa's throat, and once my penis shrank I quickly
pulled it out. I have not wanted to try this again, but I was wondering if
anyone has ever had any weird experiences like that with their pets.

I really want to hear/read the detailed version of this. Or if you could do it again please grab a video recorder and record everything then share with us.