I HAVE THIS STUCK IN MY BUTT!

[William Grosvenor]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3330057/Vicar-went-to-hospital-with-potato-stuck-in-bottom.html

[Ariadne]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3330057/Vicar...

I love the final two paragraphs:

'A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield
said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some
unusual accidents."

"But our staff deal with them in a discreet,
professional and kind way."'
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And then tell the press!